Chandler: It's not just that she's cute, okay. It's just that... she's really really cute. Ross: It doesn't matter. You don't ...
Joey: Vulva? Ross: Alright, I panicked, alright? She, she took me by surprise. You know, but it wasn't a total loss. I mean, we ended up cuddling....
Janice: I brought you something. Chandler: Is it loaded? Oh, little candy hearts. Chan and Jan Forever. Janice: I had them made special. Chandler: Ok,...
Ronni: Now, y'see, most people, when their pets pass on, they want 'em sorta laid out like they're sleeping. But occasionally you get your...
Mary Alice Young: Of the many suburban rituals, none is quite so cherished as the neighborhood yard sale. The shoppers come to sift through the discar...
Lynette: So, he just blew you off?Susan: I told him another man asked me out. It was the perfect opportunity for Mike to feel jealous, and nothing.Lyn...
Mary Alice Young: When I was alive, I maintained many different identities: lover, wife, and ultimately, victim. Yes, labels are important to the livi...
Susan: Okay, I've got to break the ice here. So you're in counseling. Big deal. You want humiliation, I'll give you humiliation. I locked ...
Mary Alice Young: Susan awoke that night alone and parched. And as she gazed out her window, she saw the tall drink of water she needed to quench her ...
Danielle: Why can't we have a normal soup?Bree: Danielle, there is nothing abnormal about basil puree. Danielle: Just once, can we have a soup tha...