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  • 老鼠是什么样子的
    12-05

    Rodents had overrun a posh(时髦的) private school near New York City. So the headmaster, a friend of mine, asked a health inspector to deliver a slide pr...

  • A garbage collector 垃圾收集工
    12-05

    John was ten years old, and he was a very lazy boy.He had to go to school of course, but he was bored there and tried to do as little work as possible...

  • Can you eat any more 你还能吃吗
    12-05

    In Chemistry class, the teacher was explaining the relationship between solvent and solute: "A certain solvent can only dissolve a certain solute...

  • Naive reasoning 天真的推理
    12-05

    A man was telling a story to his son, a four-year-old boy. The boy noticed a lock of gray hair on his father's head and asked: "Why are some ...

  • Don't bother me 别烦我
    12-05

    One day a kind man met a panicky little boy in his neighbor-hood when he was going home from his office.He noticed that the boy seemed to have fought ...

  • The remaining sheep 剩下的羊
    12-05

    The teacher said: "If the shepherd put twenty sheep out to feed on the grass in a field, five of them jumped a fence, how many sheep would be lef...

  • 孩子的观点
    12-05

    A boy was wondering about a photograph in a newspaper. It showed a group of happy and cheering children carrying schoolbags with the caption at the bo...

  • A portrait of God 上帝的画像
    12-05

    A little boy was drawing a sketch with pencil and paper.When his mother asked what he was doing, he answered immediately and with considerable pride: ...

  • What do I get? 我能得到什么?
    12-05

    Teacher: If I cut a beefsteak in half and then cut the half in half, what do I get?Tommy: Quarters.Teacher: And then if I cut it twice again?Tommy: Ha...

  • Who's Afraid Now? 是谁害怕?
    12-05

    A neighbor told us about a trip he took with his two-and-a-half-year-old son. It was the first time the father and the boy had been away by themselves...

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