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  • Married For The Money
    12-05

    Jack's grandfather left him ten million dollars, and the next week Diane agreed to marry him. After three months of married life, Jack noticed tha...

  • Different Father
    12-05

    A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. The old man leans forward and says softly to his wife, ...

  • Pinching
    12-05

    As the crowded elevator descended, Mrs. Silverman became increasingly furious with her husband, who was delighted to be pressed against a gorgeous you...

  • Counselling Genious
    12-05

    After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments, a young man and his wife decided the only way to save their marriage was to try co...

  • Face Lift
    12-05

    A woman in her 40's went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift. The surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The Knob," where a sma...

  • Cut-Backs
    12-05

    A wealthy man came home from a gambling trip and told his wife that he had lost their entire fortune and that they'd have to drastically alter the...

  • In A Lift
    12-05

    An old woman is going up in a lift in a very Iavish department store when a young, beautiful woman gets in, smelling of expensive scent. She turns to ...

  • Coincidence
    12-05

    A chicken farmer goes into a local tavern, takes a seat at the bar next to a woman, and orders a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, &quo...

  • The Ventriloquist
    12-05

    A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town called Weipa. With his dummy on his knee, he starts goi...

  • Cinderella's Wishes
    12-05

    Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead Prince, she happily sat upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by fr...

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