My 15-year-old son came bounding in from school and found me in bed. "Don't you feel well, Mom?" he asked with concern. "No, I don&...
Little Albert came home from school with a new book under his arm. "It's a prize, mother," he explained."A prize? What for, dear?&q...
A little boy was wise beyond his age. One day he came home from the public library with a book. Its title was "The Care and Management of Childre...
The kind bishop intimately asked an author's son, "Do you want to become an author like your father?""No," replied the author&...
The teacher was vividly describing the discovery of the law of gravitation. He tried to make the children impressed with its importance.He said, "...
The young boy protested vigorously when his mother asked him to take his little sister along fishing. “The last time she came,“ he objected, “I didn&#...
Mother: What are you crying for?Tommy: Teacher kept me in for something I didn't do.Mother: Something you didn't do? What was it?Tommy: M-m-my...
The father was reading the school report which had just been handed to him by his hopeful son. His brow was wrathful（愤怒的） as he read,"English, po...
Son: Is ink so very expensive, father?Father: Why, son, what makes you think so?Son: W...well. Mother seems quite disturbed because I spilled some on ...
Mother: Why were you kept after school today, Johnny?Johnny: Teacher told us to write an essay on “The Result of Laziness“, and I turned in a blank sh...