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  • Shocked Old Ladies
    12-05

    Three old ladies are sitting in the park on a beautiful spring day feeding the pigeons and the squirrels, when suddenly, a man in a long trench coat j...

  • Three Drunk Women
    12-05

    Three women left separately after a very late night out drinking Guinness until the early hours. They met the next day for an early pint, and compared...

  • Maths And Logic
    12-05

    There are two nuns. One of them is known as Sister Mathematical (SM) and the other one is known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they ar...

  • Naked Accident
    12-05

    A young man was showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend. She was thrilled with the speed. "If I do 150mph will you take off your clothes...

  • Getting Weighed
    12-05

    Joe took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked Joe. "I want to get weighed," she said. The...

  • What Do I Look Like?
    12-05

    A newlywed couple just moved into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs ...

  • Men Super Store
    12-05

    Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors. The on...

  • Old But Horny
    12-05

    Two old ladies were sitting on rocking chairs in their retirement home. One asked, "Do you still ever get horny?" "Oh, yes!" was t...

  • Working Together
    12-05

    At one point during a game, the coach said to one of his young players, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?" The little ...

  • Get Me The Manager
    12-05

    A rather attractive woman goes up to the register in an upscale hamburger establishment. She gestures alluringly to a large man who comes over immedia...

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