It was half-past eight in the morning. The telephone rang and Mary went to answer it.'Hello, who's that?' she asked.'It's me--Pete...
A boy goes to the cinema. He buys a ticket and goes in. But after two or three minutes he comes out. He buys a second ticket and goes in again. After ...
A little boy bustled（喧闹，忙乱） into a grocery one day with a memorandum（便笺） in his hand.″Hello, Mr. Smith,″He said, ″I want thirteen po...
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because, even thoug...
"Flowers need water," said the teacher. "Water your flowers every day, or they'll die."One morning Mother saw Marry out in the...
Teacher: When was Rome built?Tom: At night.Teacher: Who told you that?Tom: You did. You said Rome wasn't built in a day....
Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, "Mom, I had a dream last night that I'd passed today's exam.""Don't trus...
When Nasreddin was a boy, he never did what he was told, so his father always told him to do the opposite of what he wanted him to do.One day, when th...
A man told his son to take a letter to the post office, buy a three-cent stamp and mail it.After a while his son returned. The man asked him, "Di...
A little boy needed $50 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $50. When the post...