Teacher: Jack, why aren't you listening?Jack: But, teacher, I'm listening.Teacher: If you were listening, tell me what I said just now.Jack: Y...
In order to prove the harmful effect of alcohol,the teacher put a bug into a glass filled with alcohol, soon the bug died.The teacher asked a student,...
A father said to his sons: “Tomorrow your mother is going to bake a pie. Who is going to eat it?“The oldest son replied: “Father, I'll eat it all!...
In the side of the bank, there is a crossroads, is the only way that I go home every day.One evening, I drove the car home with the three-year-old dau...
5-year-old daughter, wanting her father to help her do something.Father: "I'm so tired, if you praise me, I'll Be fresh."Daughter: &...
Father: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole morning. Don't you know you are wasting time?Jack: Yes, Dad. But I"ve saved you a meal, haven...
Kate: Mom, do you know what I'm going to give you for your birthday?Mom: No, Honey, what?Kate: A nice teapot.Mom: But I've got a nice teapot.K...
Father: Jack, why do you drink so much water?Jack: I have just had an apple, Dad.Father: What's that got to do with it?Jack: I forgot to wash the ...
A daughter came home and asked, "Daddy, can you write in the dark?"Her father said, "I think so; what do you want me to write?"&qu...
In a country home that seldom had guests, a young son was eager to help his mother after his father appeared with two dinner guests.When the dinner wa...