A preschooler asked his mother, "Mom, tomorrow our teacher is going to ask who my father is. What should I say?" The mother said, "Just...
Son: Dad, give me a dime.Father: Son, don't you think you're getting too big to be forever begging for dimes?Son: I guess you're right, Da...
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a...
The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a m...
Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?""A kid bit me," replied Ivan."Would you recognize him...
Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?Johnny: We played ...
Teacher: What great event happened in 1809?Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln was born.Teacher: Correct. And what great event happened in 1812?Little Willy...
Jimmy and Tommy went off on their bikes for a picnic in the woods.They had one bottle of lemonade between then. Jimmy went to explore while Tommy unpa...
Stranger: “What's your name, little boy?“Little boy: “I don't konw.“Stranger: “How does your mother call you when the cakes are done?“Boy: “Sh...
Jimmy: Hey, Amy, aren't you coming out to play?Amy: No, I have to stay in and help my father with my homework.基米：嘿，艾米，你不出来玩吗？艾米：不了，我必须留在家里，帮我爸爸做我的...