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  • Women's Bumper-Stickers
    12-05

    Women's Bumper-Stickers ----------------------- SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME. GOD MADE US SISTERS; PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS. IF THEY DON...

  • Fishing Experience
    12-05

    A couple went on vacation to a resort up north. The husband liked to fish, and the wife liked to read. One morning the husband came back from fishing ...

  • Medical Orders
    12-05

    A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your h...

  • Beware Of Pregnant
    12-05

    Top Ten Things Not To Say To A Pregnant Wife: 17. "I finished the Oreo's." 16. "Not to imply anything, but I don't think the ki...

  • Mortician In Shock
    12-05

    A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated. As he examined t...

  • Permanent Erection
    12-05

    A man went into a pharmacy and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said that she was the pharmacist and that she and her s...

  • Fresh Marriage Breakfest
    12-05

    Not long after their wedding, Scott and Tracy awoke early one morning. The couple had been up for quite a while before they met up in the kitchen. Mar...

  • Why Men Can't Win
    12-05

    If you work too hard, there is never any time for her. If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum. If she has a boring repetitive...

  • Back to the Honeymoon
    12-05

    A couple married thirty years were revisiting the same places they went to on their honeymoon. Driving through the secluded countryside, they passed a...

  • Ugly Baby
    12-05

    A middle-aged couple, with two beautiful daughters, decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. Soon, the wife became pregnant, and, ...

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