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  • Car Accident
    12-05

    A woman and a man got into a really bad car accident. Both cars are totaled, but luckily no one was hurt. After they crawled out of their cars, the wo...

  • Firm It Up!
    12-05

    One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and pinched her on the butt and said, "If you firmed this up, we could get rid of...

  • Last Request
    12-05

    Father O'Grady was saying his goodbyes to the parishioners after his Sunday morning service as he always does when Mary Clancey came up to him in ...

  • Saving Up
    12-05

    On the fourth day of their honeymoon, the 21 year old bride was begging for mercy from her 75 year old husband. Rather than endure yet another lovemak...

  • Doctor's Wife
    12-05

    A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. "You aren't so good in bed either!" he shouted and stormed off to work. B...

  • Blind Date
    12-05

    A young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for a ride on the Ferris wheel. The ride completed, she seemed rather bored. "W...

  • Bingo Winner
    12-05

    This guy had a very attractive wife, who was always wanting clothes, jewelry, etc., but he was not too well off. One day his wife came home with a dia...

  • Slow Driver
    12-05

    Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himsel...

  • The Carburettor
    12-05

    "The car won't start," aid a wife to her husband. "I think there's water in the carburettor." "How do you know?"...

  • Labor Pills
    12-05

    Once a woman was in labor; she was having a really tough time dealing with the pain. The doctor came to her husband and her and told them of a new exp...

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