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  • Drink like a fish
    12-05

    A guy hosted a dinner party for people from work, including his boss.All during the sit-down dinner, the host's three-year-old girl stared at her ...

  • Reason
    12-05

    Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down(砍下) his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father di...

  • Thirteen States
    12-05

    “Johnny, name the fifty states,“ instructed the teacher.“I can't, teacher““Why, when I was your age I could name all the states,“ She scolded.“Yea...

  • Talking on the Telephone
    12-05

    Each Sunday the minister called the children to the front of the church while he told them a story. Once he brought a telephone to better illustrate t...

  • Excited Remarks
    12-05

      Our son, at age of five, had a fascination for motorcycles. The sight of one would always bring forth squeals of delight, accompanied by excited rem...

  • How do gentlemen do it
    12-05

    Dick was seven years old, and his sister, Catherine, was five. One day their mother took them to their aunt's house to play while she went to the ...

  • I Just Want $100
    12-05

    Sammy prayed every night for two weeks, asking God for $100.When he got no response, he thought it would be a good idea to write to God and see if tha...

  • Pirate's Treasure 海盗的财富
    12-05

    "Ten steps from the porch(门廊) and twenty steps from the rose bushes," growled Bluebeard in Jimmy's dream one night. "There be treas...

  • Imitation 模仿
    12-05

    A schoolboy went home with a pain in his stomach. Well, sit down and eat your tea, said his mother. Your stomach's hurting because it's empty....

  • Wrong number
    12-05

    A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about thirty minutes, and then she hung up."Wow!" said her father, "That was short. Yo...

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