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  • Periods and Paychecks
    12-05

    Whats the difference between a womans paycheck and her periods? Well...: They come once a month, They get her stressed, And if one don't come...SH...

  • Sweetheart Present
    12-05

    A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday, and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration he...

  • Car Shopping
    12-05

    A lovely lady walks into a Mercedes dealership. She browses around, then spots the perfect car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the ...

  • Marriage
    12-05

    A woman is in bed with her lover, who also happens to be her husband’s best friend. They make love for hours, and afterwards, while they’r...

  • Revenge
    12-05

    A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badly she got in her divorce settlement, when she spies a magic lamp washing up...

  • Illnesses
    12-05

    A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were spending the first night of their honeymoon. They opened the champagne and beg...

  • Adam Mate
    12-05

    One day while walking through the Garden of Eden, Adam looked up to the Heavens and spoke to God. "Father this place is great, but there is one t...

  • Slogans for Women
    12-05

    1.I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day. 2.Warning : I have an attitude and I know how to use it. 3.Remember my name - you'll be screamin...

  • Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women
    12-05

    10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo playing geek in 'Deliverance') 9. There's a slight difference in our ...

  • Mixed Up Words
    12-05

    A girl walked up to the information desk in her local hospital and said, "I need to see the upturn, please." "I think, you mean the ...

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