Teacher: Find Australia on the map for me, Johnny.Johnny: It's here, sir.Teacher: That's right. Now Sammy, who discovered Australia?Sammy: Joh...
Teacher: Matthew, what is the climate of New Zealand?Matthew: Very cold, sir.Teacher: Wrong.Matthew: But, sir! When they send us meat it always arrive...
A keen（敏锐的，渴望的） young teacher wanted to introduce her class to the glories of classical music, so she arranged an outing to an afternoon concert.To ma...
Peter dozed off while his teacher was talking.Teacher: Peter! Tell us, what's the biggest in the world?Peter: Well, well....eyelids....Teacher: Wh...
Teacher: Mike, you're always asking your father to do your homework instead, and again this time...Mike: Pardon, sir, this time at first I would n...
A young mother believed that it was very wrong to waste any food when there were so many hungry people in the world. One evening, she was giving her s...
Amos asked his mother whether they could have a video.I’m afraid we can’t afford one, sighed his mother.But on the following day in came A...
On the way home after watching a ballet performance, the kindergarten teacher asked her students what they thought of it. The smallest girl in the cla...
Professor: When is your birthday?Kid: May 30.Professor: Which year?Kid: Every year.教授：你的生日是什么时候？孩子：5月30日。教授：哪一年？孩子：每年都是。...
Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, "Mom, I had a dream last night that I'd passed today's exam.""Don't trus...