Mother: I sent my little boy for two pounds of plums and you gave him a pound and a half.Shopkeeper: My scales are all right, madam. Have you weighted...
A young couple were becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had not yet talked. They took him to specialists, but the doctors found nothin...
Little Amy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered（凝视，窥视） over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing...
The teacher noticed that Johnny had been daydreaming for a long time. She decided to get his attention. "Johnny," she said, "If the wor...
Mother asked her little daughter who was reading a book. “What are you reading, dear?““I don't know.“ the little girl answered.“You don't know...
One day a ten-year-old child asked his mother, "Mom, what is a synonym（同义词） ?""What? You even don't know what a synonym is? How foo...
Hurrying my 11-year old daughter to school, I made a right turn at a red light when it was prohibited（禁止） . "Uh-oh," I said, realizing my mi...
George W. Bush visits an elementary school and the 4th grade class is in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher a...
Teacher: Johnny, why are you late for school every morning?Johnny: Every time I come to the corner, a guidepost（路牌，路标） says, 'School -- Go Slow...
Bill is a good student and an intelligent boy. He likes to study arithmetic（算术） , and he can do all of the arithmetic problems in his book easily.One ...