Comparison Geoffrey says to his father (who is looking at his son’s report card). So I don’t get the highest marks in the class, do you ge...
Two Pieces of Cake Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please? Mom: Certainly -- take this piece and cut it two! 两块蛋糕 汤姆：妈妈，我可以吃两块蛋糕吗？ 妈妈：当然可以---...
A Girl's NameWhen our daughter was born, we named her Myles, after my beloved late（已故的） father, despite family warning that the name was too mascu...
What are the Two Words?A very nice old lady had a few words to say to her granddaughter. My dear, said the old lady, I wish you would do something for...
It's His Fault Billy and Bobby were small boys. They were brothers, and they often had fights with each other. Last Saturday their mother said to ...
Things Have Been OkayA young couple were becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had not yet talked. They took him to specialists, but the...
It's not my faultMother (reprimanding训斥，谴责 her small daughter): You mustn't pull the cat's tail.Daughter: I'm only holding it, Mom. Th...
Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings."Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!""Yes,&qu...
“Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?““No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out t...
Mother: I left two pieces of cake in the cupboard this morning, Johnny, and now there is only one piece left. Can you explain that?Johnny: Well, I sup...