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  • Water pistol gift
    12-05

    When my four-year-old son opened his birthday gift from his grandmother, he discovered a water pistol. He squealed with delight and headed for the nea...

  • Mommy has a baby
    12-05

    When I was six months pregnant with my third child, my three year old came into the room when I was just getting ready to get into the shower. She sai...

  • Miss Simmons age
    12-05

    Miss Simmons agreed to be interviewed by Alec for the school magazine."How old are you Miss Simmons?" asked Alec."I'm not going to ...

  • Rough boys
    12-05

    The little girl asked her mother if she could go outside and play with the boys.“No,“ her mother replied, “the boys are much too rough for you to play...

  • Impatiently waiting
    12-05

    The 12-year-old boy stood patiently beside the clock counter while the store clerk waited on all of the adult customers. Finally he got around to the ...

  • Baby name
    12-05

    When a woman found out that she was pregnant, she lit up the phone lines telling everyone the good news. One day later that week, she took her 4 year ...

  • Space Mountain
    12-05

    Our seven-year-old daughter was thrilled when we took her to Disney World for the first time and headed straight for Space Mountain. I worried that th...

  • Make your bed
    12-05

    My wife and I are teachers, and our jobs often spill over into our family life. One morning, as our eight year old Maggie was getting ready for school...

  • Thunderstorm
    12-05

    One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed.She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a ...

  • Facts of life
    12-05

    One day a little girl went up to her mother and asked, "Mom, where did I come from?"Her mother stammered a bit, but finally regained her com...

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