A recent survey was conducted to discover why blondes get out of bed in the middle of the night: - 5% said it was to get a glass of water. - 12% said ...
The veterinarian told the blonde that her dog needed some exercise. "You need to make sure this dog runs around," the doctor said. "Try...
A blonde who suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly, opens the door, and, sure enou...
A blonde thought if she died her hair brown she would become smarter. Whilst driving in the country she spotted this farmer herding sheep and asked hi...
A young blonde female stock broker was bored with driving her BMW. It lacked individuality and besides that, every other girl in the office had one. S...
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the fr...
As a blonde crawls out of her wrecked car, the local sheriff asks her what happened. The blonde began, "It was the strangest thing! I looked up a...
Three women go down to Mexico one night, get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them...
After a long night, the blonde asks her friend: “Say, do you have AIDS?“. “NO!“, the guy answers firmly, “Of course not!“ “Oh, that’s good“, rep...
A blonde woman is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat t...