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  • Child birth
    12-05

    Should children witness child birth? Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked K...

  • Hamburgers
    12-05

    I took my 4 year old son, Jacob, out to McDonald's for dinner one evening for a “guy night“.As we were eating our hamburgers, Jacob asked “Daddy, ...

  • Pierced ears
    12-05

    The students in my third-grade class were bombarding me with questions about my newly pierced ears.“Does the hole go all the way through?““Yes.““Did i...

  • Childproof cap
    12-05

    BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a painkiller. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her mom explained i...

  • Wrinkled face
    12-05

    TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, "...

  • Hugging and kissing
    12-05

    MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young man and woman who were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad, ...

  • Concussion
    12-05

    One weekend my friend Sally, a nurse, was looking after her six-year-old nephew when he fell off a playground slide and hit his head. Worried that he ...

  • Flat Tummy
    12-05

    A little boy walks into his parents room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom see's her son and quickly dismounts, worri...

  • Callin home collect
    12-05

    My wife was away all weekend at a business conference.During a break, she decided to call home collect. Our six-year-old son picked up the phone and h...

  • Boogers and broccoli
    12-05

    What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?Kids don't eat broccoli....

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