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  • The Better Mistress
    12-05

    A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband...

  • Brains Available
    12-05

    A man went to the doctor's. The doctor came in and said, "Well, I've got some good news and some bad news." The bad news is that you...

  • How Much Is That Barbie In The Window
    12-05

    Ralph was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that it's his daughter's birthday and he hasn't bought her a present. He driv...

  • No Way
    12-05

    Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one week and found the boss waiting for him. "What's the story this time, Jones...

  • Never Hire A Man To Do A Womans Job
    12-05

    A few months ago, there was an opening with the CIA for an assassin. These highly classified positions are hard to fill, and there's a lot of test...

  • This Place Stinks
    12-05

    A family took their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and left her, hoping she would be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathed her,...

  • A Long Life?
    12-05

    A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near-death experience. Seeing God, she as...

  • The Rules
    12-05

    A macho man married a beautiful young thing. On their honeymoon, he laid down the rules. "Now here's the way it's gonna be: I'll go h...

  • Traditional Roles Blown Away
    12-05

    Several years before the Gulf War, a female journalist did a story on gender roles in Kuwait. She noted that there it was customary for women to walk ...

  • Dolly Parton
    12-05

    Q. Why does Dolly Parton have such a small waist? A. Because nothing grows well in the shade....

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