Teacher: What are the Great Plains?Pupil: 747, Concorde and F-16!Son: I can't go to school today. Father: Why not?Son: I don't feel wellTeache...
A history jokeWhat was the greatest accomplishment of the early Romans?Speaking Latin!Teacher: That's quite a cough you have there, what are you t...
A history jokeWhere did the pilgrims land when they came to America?On their feet!You mean you need to sleep at home too!Teacher: Class, we will have ...
A math jokeIf there are ten cats in a boat and one jumps out, how many are left?None, they were all copycats!A history jokeWhat does the 1286BC incrib...
A history jokeWhat was King Arthur's favourite game?Knights and crosses!A history jokeWhere was the Declaration of Independance signed?At the bott...
What's black and white all over and difficult?An exam paper!A history jokeWhy aren't you doing very well in history?Because the teacher keeps ...
What kind of food do maths teachers eat?Square meals!The food in our school canteen is perfect.If your a bug!An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is...
Great news, teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine.So what's so great about that?It's snowing outside!An ideal homework excuseTe...
When a teacher closes his eyes, why should it remind him of an empty classroom?Because there are no pupils to see!Why did the teacher put the lights o...
Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?Pupil: Because it can't sit down!A history jokeWhat was Camelot?A place where pe...