Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice school!What fish goes up the river at 100mph?A motor pi...
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?To the prawn broker!What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?The Codfather!What h...
Where are most fish found?Between the head and the tail!What kind of fish will help you hear better?A herring aid!What do fish sing to each other?Salm...
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?A flat fish!What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?A beer-a-cuda!Who has eight g...
What kind of money do fishermen make?Net profits!What do you get if you cross a salmon, a bird's leg and a hand?Birdsthigh fish fingers!What kind ...
Why are gold fish orange?The water makes them rusty!Who held the baby octopus to ransome?Squidnappers!What part of a fish weighs the most?It's sca...
What is the most faithful insect?A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them!What insect runs away from everything?A flee!What is the ...
What did the clean dog say to the insect?Long time no flea!Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War?Robert E Flea!Wh...
How do fireflies start a race?Ready steady glow!If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one is the American Football player?The one ...
What is a grasshopper?An insect on a pogo stick!What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a c...