Where would you put an injured insect?In an antbulance!What's an insects best chat up line?Pardon me, but is this stool taken!What has four wheels...
How do you know if you have a tough mosquito?You slap him and he slaps you back!What is the most religious insect?A mosque-ito!What has 6 legs, bits a...
How do you make a butterfly?Flick it out of the butter dish with a knife!What is a myth?A female moth!What insect lives on nothing?A moth, because it ...
What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them?Mice Krispies!What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?A mouseket...
What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?Cross mouse cards!What's the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a buck...
What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?A gerbil shepherd dog!What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?A mouse-tache!Why did the ...
How do you save a drowning mouse?Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!Where do hamsters come from?Hamsterdam!What's a mouse's least favorite recor...
Whats a frogs favorite game?It's croak-et!What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!What p...
Where do frogs keep their money?In a river bank!What kind of bull doesn't have horns?A bullfrog!What jumps up and down in front of a car?Froglight...
What do toads drink?Croaka-cola!When is a car like a frog?When it's becing toad!Why do frogs have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!What happe...