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  • Two Blondes Hunting
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    There were two blondes going hunting. It was getting late so one of the blondes said to the other that she heard if you ever get lost in the woods to ...

  • Golf Lesson
    12-05

    A blonde arrived for her first golf lesson and the pro asked her to take a swing at a ball to see how she'd do. The blonde did so and completely d...

  • Blonde in the Dr.'s office
    12-05

    A brunette woman goes into the dr.'s office. She tells the Dr. : "It hurts all over my body." He says: "point to where it hurts&quo...

  • Volunteers?
    12-05

    Eleven women were clinging precariously to a wildly swinging rope suspended from a crumbling outcropping on Mount Everest. Ten were blonde, one was a ...

  • Telephone Poles
    12-05

    Two telephone company crews were putting up telephone poles. At the end of the day, the company foreman asked the first crew how many poles they had p...

  • Death in the family
    12-05

    One day, a blonde's neighbor goes over to her house, sees the blonde crying, and asks her what happened. The blonde said that her mother had passe...

  • The Blondes Pigs
    12-05

    One day two blondes each bought a pig. The problem they were having was telling the two pigs apart. So, the first blonde had an idea: She said, "...

  • Bad Blonde Day
    12-05

    Q:how can you tell if a blonde is having a bad day? A:her tampon is on her ear and she cant find her pen!...

  • Airport Left
    12-05

    I know a blond so stupid I asked her to take me to the airport she looked up at the billboard it said "Airport Left" she turned around and w...

  • The Interview
    12-05

    Three blondes were all vying for the last available position on the local police force. The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of ...

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