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  • It's not my fault 不是我的错
    12-05

    It's not my faultMother (reprimanding训斥,谴责 her small daughter): You mustn't pull the cat's tail.Daughter: I'm only holding it, Mom. Th...

  • Things Have Been Okay 一切都正常
    12-05

    Things Have Been OkayA young couple were becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had not yet talked. They took him to specialists, but the...

  • It's His Fault 是他的错
    12-05

    It's His Fault Billy and Bobby were small boys. They were brothers, and they often had fights with each other. Last Saturday their mother said to ...

  • What are the Two Words? 是哪两个词?
    12-05

    What are the Two Words?A very nice old lady had a few words to say to her granddaughter. My dear, said the old lady, I wish you would do something for...

  • A Girl's Name 女孩的名字
    12-05

    A Girl's NameWhen our daughter was born, we named her Myles, after my beloved late(已故的) father, despite family warning that the name was too mascu...

  • Two Pieces of Cake 两块蛋糕
    12-05

    Two Pieces of Cake Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please? Mom: Certainly -- take this piece and cut it two! 两块蛋糕 汤姆:妈妈,我可以吃两块蛋糕吗? 妈妈:当然可以---...

  • Comparison 比较
    12-05

    Comparison Geoffrey says to his father (who is looking at his son’s report card). So I don’t get the highest marks in the class, do you ge...

  • Mixed Doubles 混合双打
    12-05

    Mixed Doubles Teacher of Physical Education: Have you ever seen mixed doubles, boys? Nick: Yes, sir. Quite often. I saw it even last night. Teacher: P...

  • Great Event 林肯过生日
    12-05

    Great EventTeacher: What great event happened in 1809? Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln was born. Teacher: Correct. And what great event happened in 1812...

  • Who is this calling?
    12-05

    The local high school has a policy that the parents must call the school if a student is to be absent for the day. Kelly deciding to skip school(逃学,旷课...

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