It's not my faultMother (reprimanding训斥，谴责 her small daughter): You mustn't pull the cat's tail.Daughter: I'm only holding it, Mom. Th...
Things Have Been OkayA young couple were becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had not yet talked. They took him to specialists, but the...
It's His Fault Billy and Bobby were small boys. They were brothers, and they often had fights with each other. Last Saturday their mother said to ...
What are the Two Words?A very nice old lady had a few words to say to her granddaughter. My dear, said the old lady, I wish you would do something for...
A Girl's NameWhen our daughter was born, we named her Myles, after my beloved late（已故的） father, despite family warning that the name was too mascu...
Two Pieces of Cake Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please? Mom: Certainly -- take this piece and cut it two! 两块蛋糕 汤姆：妈妈，我可以吃两块蛋糕吗？ 妈妈：当然可以---...
Comparison Geoffrey says to his father (who is looking at his son’s report card). So I don’t get the highest marks in the class, do you ge...
Mixed Doubles Teacher of Physical Education: Have you ever seen mixed doubles, boys? Nick: Yes, sir. Quite often. I saw it even last night. Teacher: P...
Great EventTeacher: What great event happened in 1809? Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln was born. Teacher: Correct. And what great event happened in 1812...
The local high school has a policy that the parents must call the school if a student is to be absent for the day. Kelly deciding to skip school（逃学，旷课...