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  • Don't be selfish 别太自私
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    Don't be selfish A mother is admonishing her son. Now, John, don't be selfish. Let your little brother share the bicycle with you. But Mother,...

  • Where is the father? 父亲在哪儿?
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    Where is the father? Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings."Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings ar...

  • Talking on the Telephone 在电话中交谈
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    Talking on the Telephone Each Sunday the minister called the children to the front of the church while he told them a story. Once he brought a telepho...

  • Does Anyone Want a Nice Clean Plate?
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    Does Anyone Want a Nice Clean Plate?Peter was ten years old. One day his friend Paul said to him, "I'm going to have a birthday party on Satu...

  • Dinner is ready 晚饭准备好了
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    Dinner's readyMy cooking has always been the target of family jokes. One evening, as I prepared dinner a bit too quickly, the kitchen filled with ...

  • The New Baby
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    Mr. and Mrs. Taylor had a seven-year-old boy named Pat. Now Mrs. Taylor was expecting another child.Pat had seen babies in other people's houses a...

  • Its part of the game 我来扮演妈妈
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    Its part of the gameMother: Mary, why do you yell and scream so much? Play quietly like Eddie. See, he doesn't make a sound. Mary: Of course he do...

  • To buy a video 买台买录像机
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    To Buy a Video Amos asked his mother whether they could have a video. "I’m afraid we can’t afford one," sighed his mother. But o...

  • So hospitable the boy is 好客的男孩
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    So hospitable the boy isThe hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left ...

  • Fried chicken 喜欢炸鸡
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    Fried chickenIn class the teacher showed pictures of various birds. Then he asked one of the students, What kind of bird do you like best, Jack? Jack ...

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