Hurrying my 11-year old daughter to school, I made a right turn at a red light when it was prohibited（禁止） . "Uh-oh," I said, realizing my mi...
One day a ten-year-old child asked his mother, "Mom, what is a synonym（同义词） ?""What? You even don't know what a synonym is? How foo...
Mother asked her little daughter who was reading a book. “What are you reading, dear?““I don't know.“ the little girl answered.“You don't know...
The teacher noticed that Johnny had been daydreaming for a long time. She decided to get his attention. "Johnny," she said, "If the wor...
Little Amy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered（凝视，窥视） over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing...
A young couple were becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had not yet talked. They took him to specialists, but the doctors found nothin...
Mother: I sent my little boy for two pounds of plums and you gave him a pound and a half.Shopkeeper: My scales are all right, madam. Have you weighted...
Mother: I left two pieces of cake in the cupboard this morning, Johnny, and now there is only one piece left. Can you explain that?Johnny: Well, I sup...
“Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?““No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out t...
Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings."Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!""Yes,&qu...