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  • All Right
    12-05

    Hurrying my 11-year old daughter to school, I made a right turn at a red light when it was prohibited(禁止) . "Uh-oh," I said, realizing my mi...

  • Synonym=Bad Language
    12-05

    One day a ten-year-old child asked his mother, "Mom, what is a synonym(同义词) ?""What? You even don't know what a synonym is? How foo...

  • I wasn't listening
    12-05

    Mother asked her little daughter who was reading a book. “What are you reading, dear?““I don't know.“ the little girl answered.“You don't know...

  • The Age and Daydreaming
    12-05

    The teacher noticed that Johnny had been daydreaming for a long time. She decided to get his attention. "Johnny," she said, "If the wor...

  • The Goldfish and the Cat
    12-05

    Little Amy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered(凝视,窥视) over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing...

  • The Toast Is Burned
    12-05

    A young couple were becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had not yet talked. They took him to specialists, but the doctors found nothin...

  • Two Pounds of Plums
    12-05

    Mother: I sent my little boy for two pounds of plums and you gave him a pound and a half.Shopkeeper: My scales are all right, madam. Have you weighted...

  • I didn't Notice it
    12-05

    Mother: I left two pieces of cake in the cupboard this morning, Johnny, and now there is only one piece left. Can you explain that?Johnny: Well, I sup...

  • I'm Trying to Stop It
    12-05

    “Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?““No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out t...

  • Where's the father? 父亲在哪?
    12-05

    Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings."Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!""Yes,&qu...

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