The cruise ship my friend was working on docked（停驻） at a Mexican port during a very high tide. Everyone on board was forced to use the ship's narr...
Mrs. Green was eighty, but she had a small car, and she always drove to the shops in it on Saturday and bought her food.She did not drive fast, becaus...
A gentleman was sitting quietly in a first-class compartment. Two ladies got in. One of them saw that the window was open and she shut it before sitti...
One day when women's dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store, a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soo...
"Oh, my poor man," exclaimed the kind old lady， "It must be dreadful to be lame. But it would be much worse if you were blind."&qu...
A blonde went into a pizza parlor（客厅，会客室） . When she said that she'd like a medium pizza, the clerk asked her how many pieces she'd like to ha...
Wood FireOne woman lectured her best friend on the nature of the male animal. “Husbands are like wood fires; they go out if left unattened.““Does that...
RaccoonsPart of my job at the state fish and wildlife department is to lend equipment to residents for trapping and relocating raccoons. A man who had...
Happiness in Dream There was a wife who told her husband, Last night I dreamed you bought me a mink coat and a diamond ring. The husband put down his ...
"You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife," the man complained to his friend. "She asks me a question, the...