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I Am Acting Like a Lady

分类: 英语笑话 

One day when women's dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store, a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soon found himself being battered(连续猛击,磨损) by frantic(狂乱的,疯狂的) women.

He stood it as long as he could; then, with head lowered and arms flailing(打,用连枷打) , he plowed through the crowed.

"You there!" challenged a thrill voice. "Can't you act like a gentleman?"

"Listen," he said, "I have been acting like a gentleman for an hour. From now on, I am acting like a lady."

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