I don't like to inquire（询问，查究） too curiously into your affairs, said the lady to her husband. But something's been bothering me for days.So? s...
Wife: Bill, the man in that house opposite always kisses his wife when he leaves in the morning and he kisses her again when he comes back in the even...
The housewife answered the phone and listened with relief to the voice in her ear. "How are you, dear? What kind of day are you having?" &qu...
Once a blonde went to the library to get a book. A few days later, she returns and says to librarian（图书管理员） at the counter, "This book was very b...
Yesterday Charles met his old schoolmate Joe and congratulated him on his recent marriage. When Charles asked about the difference between a fiancee（未...
Max sat at the bar totally dejected（沮丧的） . The bartender（酒保） served him his second drink and said, "What's wrong pal?""I'll nev...
Mother to daughter: "What kind of person is your new boyfriend? Is he respectable（值得尊敬的） ?""Of cause he is, Mom. He's thrifty（节约的，茂...
For months I hinted that I needed a new wedding ring, since I had developed an allergy（过敏，反感） to gold. On my birthday, while I was gardening, my husba...
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage（硬卧） on a train. After the initial embarrassment they both go...
This was to be the new blonde（金发女郎） flight attendant's first overnight trip, so the Captain was showing her the best place for personnel to eat, s...