A woman and a man are involved in a car accident.Both of their cars are totally demolished（破坏） but amazingly neither of them are hurt.After they crawl...
There was a lady who took a taxi home, and when the taxi driver approached her house she told him to stop, saying, "Okay, here, here is good.&quo...
While on a trip, Mom realized that she had forgotten a present for Dad's birthday. "That's okay," he said, "The only thing I wa...
In a cinema, a lady turned round and said to the giggling schoolgirls behind her: "Do you mind, I'm trying to watch the film.""In t...
Boyfriend: I'm not rich and don't have a yacht or convertible（敞篷车） like Harry,but I love you, dear.Girlfriend: I love you, too. But tell me mo...
A pretty young lady went to cash a check at a bank. The teller examined it, then asked, "Can you identify yourself?""Looking puzzled, t...
A gentleman was invited for dinner. When he hurried there and sat down, he was happy to see a roast pig in front of his seat: “Not bad, I am next to t...
Wife: Do you have a good memory for faces?Husband: Yes——why?Wife: I just broke your shaving mirror.妻子：你对面孔是不是很善于记忆呢？丈夫：是的——为什么...
There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn’t find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, Great, ...
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road.As they pass each other, the woman leans out of（把身体探出） the wi...