A patron in Montreal cafe turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded. "This is an outrage," he complained. "The faucet marked C ga...
I had fallen and dislocated my elbow, which made writing checks for my small business nearly impossible. I called my bank to explain that the signatur...
A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, beelines for a butcher shop and steals a roast. Butcher goes to lawyer's office and asks, "If a ...
One stupid guy reads an ad about a vacation cruise that costs only $ 100. After he signs up and pays, the travel agent hits him with a bat, knocks him...
The great Chinese diplomat Dr. Wu Ting Fang was in the United States a number of years ago. One day he met an American woman at a reception. She did n...
A medical student was called on to state how much of a certain drug he would give to a patient. He promptly replied: "Five grains."A minute ...
A man was a butterfingers（手脚笨拙的人）. He had been suffering from unemployment for months.At last he found a job in a chinaware house. He had worked only ...
A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came in telling them to disperse some people who w...
I had been doing Tech Support for Hewlett-Packard's DeskJet division for about a month when I had a customer call with a problem I just couldn'...
Two people were going fishing. They went a long way to buy the equipment, bait and a video camera. Then they drove to the seaside. The roads were bad,...