A New Zealand man caught driving at more than twice the legal speed limit claimed he needed to step on the gas in order to blow-dry his car. Roger Dan...
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A policeman took a monkey to his boss. The boss asked, "What kind of monkey business are you getting up to?" He said, "This monkey was ...
A man was crawling across the desert dying of thirst, when a camel raced up and stopped. An Arab jumped down, opened a suitcase and said, “Would you l...
Several international businessmen were on a conference cruise when the ship began to sink. "Go and tell those fellows to put on life jackets and ...
A man who sold brooms went into a barber's shop to get shaved. The barber brought one of his brooms. After he had shaved him, he asked for the pri...
Once a simpleton's wife told him to buy some ice.Two hours later, he didn't come back. She wanted to know why he didn't come back and went...
Once there was a king. He likes to write stories, but his stories were not good. As people were afraid of him, they all said his stories were good.One...
Nasreddin was cutting a branch of a tree in his garden. While he was sawing, another man passed in the street. He stopped and said, 'Excuse me, bu...
A Dell customer called to say the couldn't get his computer to fax anything. After 40 minutes of troubleshooting, the technician discovered the ma...