A man was a butterfingers（手脚笨拙的人）. He had been suffering from unemployment for months.

At last he found a job in a chinaware house. He had worked only a few days when he dropped a large vase.

The manager summoned him to the office and told him that money would be deducted from his wages every week until the vase was paid for. He asked: "How much did it cost?" "Five hundred dollars." said the manager. "Oh, that's wonderful," he said happily, "I'm so happy that I have got  a steady job at last."

有一个人很粗心，老是打烂东西。他已失业好几个月了。

最后他在一个瓷器店找到了一个工作。可是才干了几天，英语小故事他就打烂了一个很大的花瓶。

经理把他到办公室去，告诉他每个星期都要扣他的工钱，直到赔偿够了为止。他就问：“那个花瓶值多少钱？”经理说：“值500美元。”他很高兴地说：“啊！太妙了，我非常高兴，终于有个稳定的工作啦。”