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  • Joke: Consultants Commandments
    12-05

    If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.Experience is somethi...

  • Joke: Corporate Lesson 1
    12-05

    A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. After a few seconds of arguing over which one sh...

  • Joke: Gone Drinking
    12-05

    A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at 2am, at which time he is extremely drunk. When he enter...

  • Joke: Where a driver is from.
    12-05

    1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Chicago. 2. One hand on wheel, one finger out window: New York. 3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, c...

  • Joke: Heckling The Mayor
    12-05

    A old man was sitting in the front row at a town meeting, heckling the mayor as he delivered a long speech. Finally the mayor could stand it no longer...

  • Joke: News Alert
    12-05

    Recently we received credible intelligence that there have been six suspected terrorists working out of your office. Five of the six have been apprehe...

  • Joke: Women Should Never Ask
    12-05

    There are five things that women should never, ever ask a guy, according to an article in an issue of Sassy magazine. The five questions are: 1 - &quo...

  • Joke: Food Quotes And Quips
    12-05

    Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . ."Artichokes ... are just plain annoying ... After all the trouble you go to, you get about as much actual &...

  • Joke: Burger Joint Conversations
    12-05

    M.I.T.: "I had a nervous breakdown this weekend.""Have some fries."Caltech: "I had three nervous breakdowns this weekend.&quo...

  • Joke: 9 Things I Hate about Everyone
    12-05

    1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ...

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