An exhausted looking blonde dragged himself in to the doctor's office. "Doctor, there are dogs all over my neighborhood. They bark all day an...
These are actual sports quotes said by various people throughout the world.Oiler coach Bum Phillips: When asked by Bob Costas why he takes his wife on...
12. Thou shalt not downloadeth porn on thine work computer, lest ye be cast out.11. Thou shalt *** EARN *** REDEMPTION *** FAST!!!! ***10. Thou shalt ...
There were 3 construction workers working on a bridge. During lunch break the following happens:The 1st guy says "Spaghetti!!! If I have Spaghett...
The Policeman had stopped the man for obvious drunken driving, but since the guy had a clean record, he made him park the car and took him home in the...
I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so I thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when ...
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversat...
Q: What is your date of birth? A: July fifteenth. Q: What year? A: Every year. Q: This myasthenia gravis -- does it affect your memory at all? A: Yes....
The college professor had just finished explaining an important research project to his class. He emphasized that this paper was an absolute requireme...
A man goes to a Psychologist and says, "Doc I got a real problem, I can't stop thinking about sex."The Psychologist says, "Well let...