Class and AssProfessor Laurie of Glasgow put this notice on his door：Professor Laurie will not meet his classes today．” A student，after reading ...
Alexander the GreatLandon had made an unsuccessful attempt at the recitation，and the doctor，somewhat nettled，said：Landon，you don't seem to be gett...
The Right LegProctor（exceedingly angry）：So you confess that this unfortunate freshman was carried to this frog pond and drenched？Now what part did you...
The Name of a PoetOur teacher was telling us about a new system of memory training being used in some schools today． It works like this，” she sa...
I had a schoolmate who had come into school at an age later than usual，and could hardly read．There was a book used by the leaners in reading calledDia...
An Absent Minded ProfessorA notoriously absentminded professor was one day observed walking along the street with one foot continually in the gutter，t...
The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours．Then he started again，and said he：Let me ask the evolutionist a question—if we ...
A teacher said to her class： Who was the first man？” George Washington，”a little boy shouted promptly． How do you make out that George Was...
One day a boy came to his teacher and said：Teacher，pawants to know if you like roast pig．” I certainly do，”said the teacher，and you tell y...
A party of visitors were being shown round a lunatic asylum．They came across one individual in the grounds，with wild eyes，dishevelled hair，feverishly ...