My Boss and I  When I take a long time, I am slow.  When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough.  When I don't do it, I am lazy.  When my boss doesn't do it, he is too busy.     When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart.  When my boss does the same, that is initiative.  When I please my boss, I am ass-kissing.  When my boss pleases his boss, he is co-operating.  I do good, my boss never remembers.  When I do wrong, he never forgets.  老板和我  我做事情花了长时间，是效率低； 老板做事情花了长时间，是深思熟虑。 我没有做完事情，是懒惰； 老板没有做完事情，是太繁忙。 没有人告诉我的事情我做了，是自作聪明； 老板做了同样的事情，是首创。 我取悦老板，是献媚； 老板取悦他的老板，是合作。 我干得好，老板从来不会想起； 我干得不好，老板从来不会忘记。