Grandma & Grandpa are sitting on the porch, when all of a sudden Grandma slaps Grandpa. “That's for 50 years of the worst sex I've ever had.“ ...
One day a man went to an auction. While there, he bid on aparrot. He really wanted this bird, so he got caught up in thebidding. He kept on bidding, b...
One day there was a woman who lost her cat named “LOVE.“ It was pretty dark outside and she lived in New York. So, thinking that he might be down the ...
Bachelor's DietMONDAY:BREAKFAST - Who can eat breakfast on a Monday? Swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth LUNCH - Send your secretary...
1) Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where they feel like they're actually in control. 2) Women especially love a bargain. The q...
A farmer stood leaning on a fence at the edge of his property. He watched as a red sports car came over the top of a hill and followed the road up to ...
UNIX Airways Everyone brings one piece of the plane along when they come to the airport. They all go out on the runway and put the plane together piec...
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads "low bridge ahead." He tries to turn off but, before he knows it...
Three young women are at a cocktail party. The conversation turns to their position in life and it's clear that they are trying to one-up each oth...
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was. She had long be...