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  • 中间战术
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    Midway TacticsThree competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem to ensue. The retailer on the right put up hu...

  • 采购过早
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    Early ShopperIt was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are you charged with?" he asked. &...

  • 三声口哨
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    Three WhistlesI promised my girlfriend a gold necklace for her birthday, but when the jeweler quoted a price for one we liked, I let out a long, low w...

  • 多少钱?How Much Is It?
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    How Much Is It?It was winter, and Mrs. Hermann wanted to do a lot of shopping, so she waited until it was Saturday, when her husband was free, and she...

  • 我要表现得象位女士 I Am Acting Like a Lady
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    I Am Acting Like a LadyOne day when women's dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store, a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his w...

  • CD唱机 CD Player
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    CD PlayerWhile shopping for my first CD player, I was able to decipher most of the technicalese on the promotional signs. One designation had me puzzl...

  • 创造性 Creative
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    CreativeApplying for my first job, I realized I had to be creative in listing my few qualifications. Asked about additional schooling and training, I ...

  • 你是怎样来的?
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    How Did You Ever Get HereOne winter morning, an employee explained why he had shown up for work 45 minutes late. "It was so slippery out that for...

  • 模仿鸟儿
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    Imitate BirdsA man tried to get a job in a stage show. "What can you do?" asked the producer. "Imitate birds," the man said. "...

  • 安眠药
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    Sleeping PillsBob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills. Sunday nig...

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