Secret For a Long LifeA woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look,&quo...
Pig or Witch A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of...
A little boy asked his father: Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?The father replied: I don 't know son. I 'm still paying!!一个小男孩问他的爸...
Two Lines In HeavenEverybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says “I want the men to make two lines.One line for the men that dominated...
I know who god is!A boy says to her mother, "Mom, is God a man or woman?"The mom thinks a while and says, "Well, son, God is both man a...
林肯过生日 Great Event Teacher: What great event happened in 1809? Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln was born. Teacher: Correct. And what great event happene...
Talking clock 会说话的钟 While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass g...
The Mean Man's Party吝啬鬼的聚会 The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, &...
Blind Date相亲（笑话）??After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to...
St Peter's question 圣彼德的问题Three men, a doctor, an accountant and a lawyer are dead and they appear in front of St Peter. St Peter tells them that ...