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    12-05

    All Right Hurrying my 11-year old daughter to school, I made a right turn at a red light when it was prohibited. "Uh-oh," I said, realizing ...

  • 我丈夫马上就要回来了
    12-05

    My Husband Will Be Home Soon A married man was visiting his "girlfriend" when she requested that he shave his beard. "Oh James, I like ...

  • 临死者最爱吃的小甜饼
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    A Dying Man's Favorite Cookies An elderly man lay dying in his bed. In death's agony, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate ...

  • 最好的奖赏
    12-05

    Best Reward A naval officer fell overboard. He was rescued by a deck hand. The officer asked how he could reward him. "The best way, sir," s...

  • 西点军校
    12-05

    West Point My father, brother and I visited West Point to see a football game between Army and Boston College. Taking a stroll before kickoff, we met ...

  • 两名士兵
    12-05

    Two SoldiersTwo soldiers were in camp. The first one's name was George, and the second one's name was Bill. George said, "have you got a ...

  • 很高兴认识你
    12-05

    Very Pleased to Meet YouDuring World War II, a lot of young women in Britain were in the army. Joan Phillips was one of them. She worked in a big camp...

  • 大五个月
    12-05

    Five Months OlderThe Second World War had begun, and John wanted to join the army, but he was only 16 years old, and boys were allowed to join only if...

  • 相同的职责
    12-05

    The Same DutiesA retired four-star general ran into his former orderly, also retired, in a Manhattan bar and spent the rest of the evening persuading ...

  • 你叫什么名字?
    12-05

    What's your name?A very strict officer was talking to some new soldiers whom he had to train.He had never seen them before,so he began:"My na...

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