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  • 拥挤的商店
    12-05

    The Crowded StoreIt was the day of the big sale. Rumors of the sale (and some advertising in the local paper) were the main reason for the long line t...

  • 妻子要是报纸就好了
    12-05

    Wife talking to her husband,who reads newspaper all day: I wish I were a newspaper so I'll be in your hands all day.Husband: I wish that too, so I...

  • 你知道我是干嘛的吗
    12-05

    Do You Know My Work? One night a hotel caught fire, and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes.   Two men stood outside and ...

  • 睡前祷告
    12-05

    Bedtime PrayersJulie was saying her bedtime prayers. “Please God,“ she said, “Make Naples the capital of Italy. Make Naples the capital of Italy.“Her ...

  • 你的钟准吗
    12-05

    Stupid QuestionDan was the doorman of a club in a big city. Everyday, thousands of people passed his door, and a lot of them stopped and asked him, &q...

  • 他为什么没走?
    12-05

    Why he couldn't leave?There was a meeting with a large number of people. At first the speaker was very interesting, but as time went on, he became...

  • 谁签署了独立宣言
    12-05

    A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. "Johnny, who signed the Declaration of Independence?"He said, "Damn if I know."She w...

  • what's puberty(青春期)
    12-05

    One evening, in the midst of dinner preparation, our 10-year-old daughter asked, "Mommy, what's puberty?" My wife was rushed at the mome...

  • The Swimmer游泳者
    12-05

    The SwimmerThe teacher told the class the story of a man who swam a river three times before breakfast.Johnny laughed."Do you doubt that a good s...

  • 我在谈一笔很大的生意
    12-05

    A young business man had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to ...

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