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  • 把账单给我父亲
    12-05

    Send the Bill to My FatherDoctor: ″I can do nothing for your complaint. It is hereditary.″Patient: ″then send the bill to my father,...

  • 我要玩足球
    12-05

    I Need Your FootballGeorge knocked on the door of his friend's house. When his friend's mother answered he asked, can Albert come out to play?...

  • 谁的父亲更强壮
    12-05

    Whose Father Was the StrongerWill and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger. Will said, Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ? My fath...

  • 12-05

    Bet I want you to help me stop my son gambling. ” an anxious father said to his boy's principal. I don't know where he gets it from, bu...

  • 金鱼
    12-05

    GoldfishStan: I won 92 goldfish.Fred: Where are you going to keep them?Stan: In the bathroom 。Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath?...

  • 他们很忙
    12-05

    They're BusyOne day, the phone rang, and a little boy answered. May I speak to your parents? ” They're busy. ” Oh. Is anybody else...

  • 两个疯子的对话
    12-05

    Late one night at the insane asylum (疯人院)one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!"Another one said, "How do you know?"The first inmate ...

  • A Gentleman绅士
    12-05

    Dick was seven years old, and his sister, Catherine, was five. One day their mother took them to their aunt's house to play while she went to the ...

  • 让别人高兴
    12-05

    A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," said she , "has anyone of you eve...

  • 口香糖和安全套Chewing Gum
    12-05

    A gum-chewing (嚼口香糖的)American and a Frenchman are sitting together in a restaurant. The American feel really proud to be an American, so he starts a c...

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