Present for Girlfriend送给女友的礼物 At a jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend. "Shall I engrave her na...
A Nail Or A Fly?钉子还是苍蝇？An old gentleman whose eyesight was failing came to stay in a hotel room with a bottle of wine in each hand. On the wall there ...
Difference区 别"I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class," observed the instructor in one of my graduate engineering cou...
Early Shopper采购过早It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are you charged with?" he aske...
A Smugglar走私犯The suspicious-looking man drove up to the border, where he was greeted by a sentry. When the guard looked in the trunk, he was surprised...
One Side of the Case一面之辞A judge asked our group of potential jurors whether anyone should be excused, and one man raised his hand. 一位法官问我们这群修补陪审员是否有人应...
FUTURE 未来A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. 女人直到找到丈夫前都在担心未来；男人直到找到妻...
Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too!不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！注：这句话言外之意是：难看怎么了，像爱因斯坦那样的伟人长相也难看呢！虽然你也很难看吧，没有什么大不了的。此句重点在一个too”（也...
1 day u'll B surprised 2C ME beside U. U & Me laughing, U&Me crying, U & Me dreaming, U & Me holding on, U & Me...just U & Me sitting in a MENTAL ...
You may fall from mountain, you may fall from tree, but the best way to fall, is fall to my love.你可能会从山上掉下来，也可能会从树上掉下来，但是，最好的方式，是你会爱上我。注：fall from 意为从...