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  • [搞笑短信] 上帝曾经答应我
    12-05

    Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said. 有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。那是不可能的”他说。Then...

  • [搞笑短信] 忍受你这样的人
    12-05

    Every morning I pray 2 God that everybody should get a friend like u,...每天早晨我都向上帝祷告:希望每个人都能够拥有像你这样的朋友Why should I be the only to suffer...??为什么只有我要忍受有...

  • [搞笑短信] 小心我会宰了你
    12-05

    If u hide, I'll seek 4 u. If u r lost, I'll search 4 you. If u'll leave, I'll wait 4 u. If days take u away 4m me, I'll fight 4 u....

  • [搞笑短信] 不好意思丢了你
    12-05

    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T V W X Y Z oops! i miss “U“A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T V W X Y Z哎呀!我居然丢了U”注:U代表 You”你。m...

  • [搞笑短信] 你等着发工资吧
    12-05

    If you are alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow. If you need to b...

  • [搞笑短信] 你的发音很标准
    12-05

    Can u pronounce good English? Read along: woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, poof, woof, woof, hoof, loof, roof, shoof,Test results: U r a go...

  • [搞笑短信] 漂亮脸蛋吸引人
    12-05

    Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted...

  • [搞笑短信] 头脑清醒五秒钟
    12-05

    This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。54321 >错误提示:未侦测到大脑!!!...

  • [搞笑短信] 谁看了我的短信
    12-05

    Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, b...

  • 买房子的优缺点
    12-05

    Good Points and Bad Points 优缺点"This house," said the real-estate salesman, "has both its good points and bad points. To show you I'...

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