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  • Legal advice
    12-05

    A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor...

  • Heaven and hell
    12-05

    A police chief, a fire chief, and a city attorney were traveling together by car to a municipal management conference in a distant city. Their car bro...

  • Bastard son
    12-05

    For three straight years, a young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at the same country inn, several times per year. During his last visit ...

  • Endangered meal
    12-05

    The local game warden in a small town in Oregon had arrested a man for killing and eating an Egret. The man went before a judge to plead his case. Aft...

  • Minister & a lawyer
    12-05

    A minister and lawyer were chatting at a party."What do you do if you make a mistake on a case?" the minister asked."Try to fix it if i...

  • DNA
    12-05

    "I have good news and bad news," a defense attorney told his client. "First the bad news: The blood test came back, and your DNA is an ...

  • Eloquent plea
    12-05

    The lawyer approached the jury box and began an eloquent plea for her client:"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I want to tell you about this man...

  • Paramedic lawyer
    12-05

    Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance team's response times."Since we installed our new satellite n...

  • Change of jobs
    12-05

    A judge in his golden years decided that retirement had become too boring. So he volunteered as a librarian at his local library branch.A week later, ...

  • Dirty car
    12-05

    A man walks into a friend and see's that his friend's car is total loss and covered with leaves, grass, branches, dirt and blood.He asks his f...

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