"Excuse me,but the seat you've taken is mine." "Yours?Can you prove it?" "Yes,I put a cup of ice cream on it." "...
One day,Eve asked Adam,"Doyou really love me?" Adam said helplessly,"Do I have any other choice?" 一天,夏娃问亚当:"你当真爱我吗?" 亚当无...
①If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.日本旅馆：如果您想调节您房间的温度，请控制您自己。②Please don''t feed the animals. If you hav...
Boy:Honey,my love of you is beyond expression. Girl:Then you can use money to express it. 小伙子:亲爱的,我对你的爱,简直无法用语言来表达. 姑娘:那你就用金钱来表达吧!...
An American stepped into a gun shop,“Give me the most powerful pistol.“ “How many bullets do you need?“ The American walked to a telephone booth,“Hell...
As a stranger entered a little country store, he noticed a sign warning, “Danger! Beware of dog!“ posted on the glass door. Inside, he noticed a harml...
"Would you mind telling me, Doctor," Bob asked ..."how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?" ...
What soldiers?Wife: Dear! Take a look at those soldiers gawking at the lovely young girl passing by.Husband: Soldiers? What soldiers?什么士兵？妻子：亲爱的！快看那些士...
Saving LivesAt a pre-med university in St. Louis, we had to take a difficult class in physics. One day the professor was discussing a particularly com...
Talking on the TelephoneEach Sunday the minister called the children to the front of the church while he told them a story. Once he brought a telephon...