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  • Airport (飞机场)
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    A stewardess (空中小姐) wore a sparkling gold necklace , a plane model as a drop, looking unique and professional. Detecting that somebody around was look...

  • Anxious (着急)
    12-05

     The wife says to the neighbor:“ My husband has not returned all the night; I do not know where he went . It really gives me a hangup(难以摆脱的烦恼,焦虑)!“An ...

  • I'll See to the Rest 其余的事由我负责
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    A guard was about to signal his train to start when he saw an attractive girl standing on the platform by an open door, talking to another pretty girl...

  • First Flight第一次坐飞机
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    Mr. Johnson had never been up in an aerophane before and he had read a lot about air accidents, so one day when a friend offered to take him for a rid...

  • My First and My Last第一次与最后一次
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    When George was thirty-five, he bought a small plane and learned to fly it. He soon became very good and made his plane do all kinds of tricks. 乔治35岁时...

  • Father's Things 父亲的东西
    12-05

    Father's Things When Tom Howard was seventeen years old he was as tall as his father, so he began to borrow Mr. Howard's clothes when he wante...

  • 士兵坐飞机有美女陪伴的高招
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    A Soldier's Brilliant Idea Mr. Robinson had to travel somewhere on business, and as he was in a hurry, he decided to go by air. He liked sitting b...

  • 开心英语:难以琢磨的女人,吻她吧 不够君子
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    If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman 吻她吧,不够君子 If you don't, you are not a man 不吻吧,不象汉子 If you praise her, she thinks you are lying 夸她吧,说你欺骗 If...

  • 双语笑话(六)
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    Jack feell off his bicycle and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back."Anything else?&q...

  • 双语笑话(五)
    12-05

    Wife:You see.According to te statistics on the paper,80% of those who have died of liver cancer have drunk alcohol. Husband:It's okey. To my inves...

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