A guy burned two ears... so they were asking him at the hospital how it happened. 一个男人的两只耳朵都被烫伤了...在医院的时候别人就问他是如何烫到的。He said, "I was ironing my c...
Bus load of politicians 一车政客 A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road when all of a sudden the bus ran off the road and crashed into...
How Much for a Season Pass? 宿舍季度通行证 A new dorm rule was announced.新宿舍规范出台了。The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, so too t...
A man was mowing his lawn when he heard his neighbor, who happened to be a blonde, come out of her house. She opened her mailbox, looked inside and sl...
Excuse for speeding 超速的理由 A cop pulled a car over on the highway for speeding. 警察在高速上拦下一辆超速的车。When he asked for the driver's license, the driver a...
Johnny was looking at an old family Bible when something fell out. 约尼正在看一本家族圣经，突然有什么东西从书中掉了出来。He picked it up and looked at it closely. It was a leaf ...
Two friends were talking about work, when one asked, "Say, why did the foreman fire you? " 两个朋友正在谈工作。其中一个问：为什么你被领班开了？” Replied the sec...
Two avid fishermen go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in...
Patient: Doctor, please tell me the truth. What are my chances of recovery? 病人：大夫，请告诉我实话。我恢复的机会有多大？ Doctor: Just one hundred percent! Statistics show ...
A young man saw Edison, said : I wanna(=want to ) develop a sort of all-purpose dissolvent, by which can dissolve（溶解） all materials.” Edison ask...