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  • Donations To The United Way
    12-05

    The local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer, so a volunteer was sent to soli...

  • Dishonest Lawyer
    12-05

    Murphy, a dishonest lawyer, bribed one of his client's jurors to hold out for a charge of manslaughter, fearing the murder charge being brought by...

  • Burial
    12-05

    An elderly spinster called the lawyer's office and told the receptionist she wanted to see the lawyer about having a will prepared. The receptioni...

  • Valentines
    12-05

    A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on brigh...

  • Lawyers Leave A Bad Taste
    12-05

    Two tigers are walking along a jungle trail in single file. The rearmost tiger wanders off the trail for a few minutes, then reappears shortly thereaf...

  • 1000 I Love You
    12-05

    A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged,balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love"stamps on bright ...

  • Trip to Mars
    12-05

    NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and couldn’t return to Earth.The first applicant, an engineer, was ask...

  • Attorney and Witness
    12-05

    Attorney: Are you the husband of the defendant? I mean of the plaintiff?Witness: I'm the wife.Attorney: You're not working for the defendant, ...

  • Legal parrot
    12-05

    A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to three identical-looking parrots on a perch and says, "The parrot on the left...

  • A lawyers story
    12-05

    I always wanted a hopped up muscle car when I was younger. I couldn't afford one. Now I can, and I have one. It's a '70 Mustang, and her n...

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