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  • "Pull over" and "pull-over"
    12-05

    "Pull over" and "pull-over" 靠边?套头衫? A cop spotted a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Coming up beside her, he said, &...

  • Be Careful for What You Wish for
    12-05

    Be Careful for What You Wish for 许愿也要小心 A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day....

  • They are directly from America
    12-05

    They are directly from America 它们是从美国直接带来的 Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she w...

  • Running a red light
    12-05

    Running a red light 闯红灯 Two guys were riding down the street in a car. They come to a red light. The driver runs the red light. The passenger cries ou...

  • Placing your order
    12-05

    Placing your order 点餐 A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order. There was a big sign posted. "N...

  • This is my seat
    12-05

    This is my seat 这是我的位子 It was a woman's first time on a plane. She boarded the plane and found herself a window seat.一位女士头一回坐飞机。她登机后发现自己的座位仅靠窗子。Af...

  • The amazing golf ball
    12-05

    The amazing golf ball 神奇的高尔夫球 A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up to him, and yells, &quo...

  • Disappearing Act
    12-05

    Disappearing Act 失踪 When a woman reported her husband missing, the officer in charge looked at the photograph she handed him, then asked if she wishe...

  • Does dog know the proverb?
    12-05

    Does dog know the proverb? 狗也知道这个谚语吗? A little boy did not like the look of the barking dog. 一个小男孩非常不喜欢狗狂叫的样子。  “It's all right,“ said a gentlema...

  • Make Money
    12-05

    Make Money 挣钱 A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.一位年轻人请教一位十分有钱的老人如何变得如此富有。The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, &...

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