Q. Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons? A. If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land...
A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene,...
A minister and lawyer were chatting at a party: "What do you do if you make a mistake on a case?" the minister asked. "Try to fix it if...
There was a lawyner, a priest, and a class of children. They were all on a cruise. A couple of days later the ship hits a iceberg and it begins to sin...
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A truck driver frequently traveled through a small town where there was a courthouse at the side of the road. Of course, there were always lawyers wal...
A man was sent to Hell for his sins. As he was being taken to his place of eternal torment, he passed a room where a lawyer was having an intimate enc...
Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, ...
A woman goes to her doctor and says, "Doctor, my husband has developed a penchant for anal sex. So I came to you for advice.""Ok, let&#...
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