A competition whose subject is on giving up drinking is proceeding. One of lecturers says excitedly: " Alcohol can break down conjugal (婚姻的，夫妻之间...
A Boeing 747 was flying in the night sky of the Pacific Ocean. The captain got on the loud speaker:" Travellers, one of our engines was out of or...
At auction spot, someone has lost a bag, in which has the vital document. The owner says:“ Once who picked it up brings it to me, I will take out 20...
A lorry driver makes inquiry of a mountaineer :" Excuse me, where can I buy the auto accessories (配件,帮凶) in the neighborhood ?" Mountaineer ...
A young man saw Edison, said : I wanna(=want to ) develop a sort of all-purpose dissolvent, by which can dissolve（溶解） all materials.” Edison ask...
Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys. 猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢？你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一...
Calming your son 让你儿子静下来 In the supermarket was a man pushing a cart which contained a screaming, bellowing baby. The gentleman kept repeating softly...
Guaranteed visits 有保证的探望 An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final requests. She told her rabbi she had two final...
Hard of hearing 身患重听 Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March day.有三个退休的老人，都患有重听。三月里风和日丽的一天，他们在一起散步。One remarked t...
Sharing everything 分享所有 A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald's. He noticed that they had ordered one meal, and an e...