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  • A blind date 相亲
    12-05

    After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date. 和相亲对象呆了一晚上后,男人再也受不了了。 Earlier, he had secretly arrange...

  • Amnesia (丧失记忆)
    12-05

    A senile (衰老的)actress went to see a doctor. The doctor enquired (在一定义项上,enquire=inquire,especial=special,evaluation=valuation, resolve=solve) : How ol...

  • Allergy (过敏)
    12-05

    Son: Papa, what' s the meaning of " Like father, like son"?Father: Bastard. What another scandalous ( 丑恶可耻的,令人反感的) thing have you done i...

  • Bikini (比基尼)
    12-05

    The swimsuit posed (提出,摆姿势)on the T stage for the first time in 1946 at a time when the United States did an atomic bomb experiment on the Bikini Isla...

  • But…(但是……)
    04-13

    For showing the concern to soldiers’ life, General Barton made a casual check to the warrior (武士,战士)dining room, he pointed at a cauldron (大锅)sa...

  • A Fall Into the Pit,Not Gain In the Wit (吃一堑,不长一智)
    12-05

    A policeman escorted(押送,护送) a habitual criminal passing by a mountain village. Seeing contain sundries store at village end, the recidivist(惯犯) put fo...

  • Attended One Thing And Lost Sight Of Another(顾此失彼)
    12-05

    Wang-Ning, News network host hastened home by motorcycle after work., his girlfriend Liu-Chunyan sat behind him on the pillion(后坐), who was dainty(精制的...

  • Appointment of the Perfect Continuous (约会完成进行时)
    12-05

    A youngster asks a girl who comes to the date:" Is this your date with the young man for the first time? "" Too bloody right(当然). Gee(表...

  • A Peddler of Selling Earthen Basins (卖瓦盆的小贩)
    12-05

    A peddler sold earthen basins in the wayside, he chanted as knocked :"Earthen basin is round, beautiful and solid, judging by the sound, they are...

  • As the Elegant Demeanor Was(风采依旧)
    12-05

    Chaucer was over seventy , but he was not convinced (使信服) of his age. At a time he boasted: My physical strength is as strong as that I was young.&rdq...

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