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  • Give him an orange
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    One day in Contract Law class, Professor Jepson asked one of his better students, "Now if you were to give someone an orange, how would you go ab...

  • Offer legal advice
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    Taylor was desperate for business, and was happy to be appointed by the court to defend an indigent defendant. The judge ordered Taylor, "You are...

  • Helping a criminal
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    When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law before the criminal gets arrested, we call him an accomplice.When a person assists a criminal in ...

  • Big ethical dilemma
    12-05

    Upon seeing an elderly lady for the drafting of her will, the attorney charged her $100.She gave him a $100 bill, not noticing that it was stuck to an...

  • A cold winter night
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    Lorenzo Dow, an evangelist of the last century, was on a preaching tour when he came to a small town one cold winter's night.He entered the local ...

  • Drinking too much
    12-05

    A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket, and ordered a double scotch.A few minutes later, the man again peeked into his pocket and order...

  • Who would steal?
    12-05

    The two partners in a law firm were having lunch when suddenly one of them jumped up and said, "I have to go back to the office - I forgot to loc...

  • Light bulb lawyers
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    Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?A0: Three; one to do it and two to sue him for malpractice.A1: It only takes one lawyer to cha...

  • Stupid attorneys
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    A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith."I locked my keys in my sports car!" said the nervous lawyer."No problem, I should ...

  • Fight to win a case
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    A junior partner in a law firm was sent to a far away country to represent a long-term client accused of robbery. After days of trial, the case was wo...

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